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You may decide to reupholster a couch or refinish a piece of wood furniture. Try to remember all the good things that life has sent your way over the years. You are sure to make some new friends as well as a few business contacts. Complete unfinished personal business before relaxing this afternoonyou will feel more in-focus. Use this to get things started around the house. Unforeseen investment opportunities may come your way at this time. This yearning could be focused in, perhaps, some political involvement. Allow your feelings to rule the day. Someone will notice your hard word. This could mean that you work in a job where you interact with many different individuals: a volunteer group, a school, retail business, hospital, etc. You are feeling happier than you have in a long time. Exercise caution and get all the facts. Some of these friends or groups are likely to be WAY off the beaten path. This should be one of those nice days when everything goes wellgreat for business transactions as well as for social get-togethers with lighthearted conversation. Tonight, put on a fire, pour some wine and simply relax with the one you love.

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Know one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good. Plato

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Joe: What is known as the United States' attic? Andy: Massachusetts? Joe: No, the Smithsonian. (Later...) Andy: What was the name of Barbara Walters' first television partner? Joe: Jack Dempsey?;"During a game of Trivial Pursuit at 2 in the morning.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

Calvin Trillin

All human errors are impatience, a premature breaking off of methodical procedure, an apparent fencing-in of what is apparently at issue.

Franz Kafka