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This day is full of opportunities to learn new technology or discover a new and hidden talent. If the higher-ups in your profession do not know that you are ready for more responsibility and a beneficial raise in pay, it may be time this period to plot your path to gain. This would be a good time to examine your strategies. Someone close to you has some good advice regarding a problem you have been experiencing. Keep both eyes open. You will need their support at this time and they may be able to help with a small problem you may be having. Spring cleaning and preparing for the summer seem to be the activities scheduled for the day. Make yourself available to new opportunities and a possible romance, perhaps. Do not bet more than you can afford to lose. Things far down the road take up your time, but don Take some time away from your work at the noon break to walk around and exercise a bit or you will find that you become rebellious. Don't worry about it; just keep your eyes open and your ears sharp. Let others know you will not want to be interrupted for a period of time and show appreciation for their efforts. This is going to be a pretty easy-going day for you. Use your present clarity of thought to accomplish all you can.

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Doubt, the essential preliminary of all improvement and discovery, must accompany the stages of man's onward progress. The faculty of doubting and questioning, without which those of comparison and judgment would be useless, is itself a divine prerogative of the reason. Albert Pike

CHART OF PLANETS:

The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-04-08

mars:
23 h 55 min, -01° 38'
moon:
17 h 31 min, -28° 14'
sun:
01 h 05 min, +06° 59'
venus:
02 h 30 min, +14° 38'

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.

Fran Lebowitz

Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programming Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.