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mass media campaigns are creating a glut of knowledge that is being absorbed as fast as it is produced. This can cloud reason, so probably it is not the best day for delicate deal making or objective decisions. Get things done during the day, the spend the evening enjoying the finer things in life. Weather permitting, enjoy the night. Your curiosity is increased this afternoonyou may decide to partake in some group projects. A little compromise goes a long way now. Becoming involved in neighborhood projects is a good thing and will help you as well as the neighborhood. Be ready for some major shake-ups in your life. This is a good day for considering the small print and working out details of a complicated arrangement. You could shoot the breeze with someone for hoursif given the opportunity. Teaching, learning, communicating and social contacts have a way of outlining new directions in your life; there is much activity and involvement with these kinds of issues. You may feel frustrated by the state of your life. There are some big surprises on the horizon, but if you keep your wits about you, things will likely turn to your advantage before it You may find yourself and a friend or part of the family enjoying a science fiction movie this evening. You or your children need shoes or other clothingyou are wise to do a little comparison shopping.

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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. Carl Jung, 'Memories, Dreams, Reflections', 1962

CHART OF PLANETS:

The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-08-29

mars:
06 h 48 min, +23° 27'
moon:
23 h 02 min, -04° 33'
sun:
10 h 28 min, +09° 33'
venus:
13 h 10 min, -10° 44'

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That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.

Dorothy Parker

Would you, my dear young friends, like to be inside with the five wise virgins, or outside, alone and in the dark with the five foolish ones.

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