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It is a great time to expand your horizons, learn new things and meet new peopleespecially if their enthusiasm matches yours. Things may not always be what they seem. Your heightened sensitivity to others this afternoon will help you to know just where to lend that helping hand. Those around you are watching and you will probably receive verbal credit for your good deeds; even though you are not seeking credit. You may decide a job change or upgrade is in order. Sparks will fly tonight. Your rebellious nature could prompt you to make some questionable decisions now. Don't forget practical matters, however. Exercise caution in business dealings. Work issues are improved and this is an excellent time to sit back and think on accomplishments and failures relating to your professional life. You are at your most practical when it comes to dealing and working with others this period. You are willing to share you deepest, darkest secrets now. Be ready to take advantage of a wonderful offer. As the workday comes to an end you will find yourself on the phone setting up appointments with repair people or planning a trip to the hardware store. Misunderstandings are going to be rife and you must do all you can to guard against them.

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Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on the shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet. Michael J. Gelb

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 25-12-31

mars:
18 h 50 min, -23° 48'
moon:
03 h 10 min, +22° 44'
sun:
18 h 40 min, -23° 07'
venus:
18 h 33 min, -23° 41'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate were, in effect, breaking into the home of every citizen.

Sam James Ervin, Jr.

Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that its defects. The passions of men have made it malignant, as a bad heart of Procrustes turned the bed, the symbol of repose, into an instrument of torture.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It did not last: the devil howling 'Ho! Let Einstein be!' restored the status quo.

Sir John Collins Squire, 'A Random Walk in Science' compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza