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You have an interest in joining a gym, perhaps with a new friend. You are very comfortable being the center of attention, but you must remember to allow others their due." You have hidden resources that even you may not be aware of. Much can be achieved. If your job does not do this, you could find a new one with better pay and opportunities for greater self-fulfillment. Now is a good time to take the lead on any projects of the day. Now is not the time for change. Your fondness for being around other people will put you in good stead among your peers, especially this evening. It'll make all the difference. Determine where you need to make changes and act accordingly. A strong urge to enjoy sweets may occur this afternoon and if you have a sugar-free gelatin dessert it will help assuage those urges. Avoid misunderstandings on the work front now. You want to belong on a private, intimate, personal level , to be a contributing part of your family. Your natural charisma can help bring many new friends to you at this time. Take care this afternoon, however, when you could be tempted to be mischievous yourself.

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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark. Laurence Sterne

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 25-09-18

mars:
13 h 39 min, -10° 15'
moon:
08 h 53 min, +20° 53'
sun:
11 h 41 min, +01° 59'
venus:
10 h 01 min, +13° 04'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned.

The government is us we are the government, you and I.

Theodore Roosevelt

The only vice which cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy.

William Hazlitt