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If you don't make choices carefully at this time you may feel empty or cheated somewhere further along the road. Do not get too far off base from your path of personal progress this period. Spend some time with family tonight. Your understanding of the needs of others is great at this time. Spend some time now with family. Or at least to start planning. The inconsiderate actions of someone close to you may have you feeling blue. Relations with friends are strong and carefree during this time. Thoughts and ideas that come may be inappropriate or misleading. Spend some time with friends and family once the sun goes down and just enjoy yourself. Now would be a good time to put forth some effort to find a compromise. You may enjoy probing into your inner workings or some solid gossip this evening. Be ready for alterations in your outlook. You will find this a great time to be with others and to work together. If you must sign a contract, read the fine print carefully.

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Substance is not enough, accident is also required. Italian Proverb

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-10-02

mars:
08 h 17 min, +20° 44'
moon:
05 h 04 min, +27° 44'
sun:
12 h 31 min, -03° 21'
venus:
14 h 13 min, -20° 57'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

Baghdad Betty, Iraqi radio announcer, to gulf war troops

"Tisn't life that matters 'Tis the courage you bring to it.

Joan Borysenko

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

George Bernard Shaw