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You can remake the world in your image, at least locally. This afternoon could be set aside for the beginning of a spring cleaning. Practice saying the word, NO. You cook the family meal tonight; yum. Turn that confidence to your advantage in your dealings with others. Consider signing up for a class. Others are thinking highly of your abilities and ideas now. That's going to come in handy because life once again intends to upset the apple cart with changes you were not anticipating. This is a materialistic kind of focus that emphasizes the making and spending of money. Caution is recommended as you're likely to be accident prone. The wise investor will be hanging on to current investments and planning long term. That's never been truer than it is right now. Your problem solving skills are good, but your petulant mood makes it hard for others to accept your solutions. That's all right, though; sometimes your best ideas come to you this way. This is a good time for decisions.

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Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan.

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-03-10

mars:
22 h 30 min, -10° 31'
moon:
16 h 02 min, -26° 03'
sun:
23 h 19 min, -04° 19'
venus:
00 h 16 min, +00° 31'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

The new definition of psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Anonymous

You see sir; death is an intellectual matter, but dying is pure pain.

John Steinbeck

Our major universities are now stuck with an army of pedestrian, toadying careerists, Fifties types who wave around Sixties banners to conceal their record of ruthless, beaver-like tunneling to the top.

Camille Paglia