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A little humor will see you through any rough spots. Any plans you make at this time will eventually see fruition. Use some consideration instead of the Master Card, and everyone will be happier. Someone you never expected to see again is going to reemerge in your life. Be ready for some surprises.Most signs should use this time to examine priorities and long range plans. This is one of those days where it may be best to leave well enough alone. Keep your wallet close to the vest now. This is a good time to develop detailed plans for both present and future projects. However, you should be careful about taking any undo risks or thrill seeking stunts at this time. If you are by yourself, get a group of friends together , if you are with a family, make plans to have a reunion soonwherever you decide. Try to work for change within your current work or domestic situation. Leave plenty of time for meditation, as you will not be able to absorb all the new knowledge vying for your attention without a great deal of intense focus. This afternoon is a good time to read a romantic book or take in a movie. It also is not a day when you feel like standing up to the world alone, so you would appreciate a little kindness from those close to you. Consider all aspects before making rash changes, however.

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I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-01-24

mars:
20 h 10 min, -21° 06'
moon:
00 h 16 min, +04° 21'
sun:
20 h 23 min, -19° 20'
venus:
20 h 42 min, -19° 29'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as King as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love. I now quit altogether public affairs, and I lay down my burden.

Edward VIII

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Groucho Marx

Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it.

Harold Hulbert