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Your ability to hone in on a problem and come up with unique solutions puts you in good stead with your superiors now. Trouble has been brewing for months and it's likely to erupt. It's a good day for exercise. Do not keep someone waiting this eveninggood surprises are waiting. Expressing your ideas has never been easier. This may be a time of introspection and evaluation of goals. A cleaning project has you busy this afternoon. A strong mutual attraction is going to pull you into a relationship you had not been expecting. Be humble when receiving compliments and accolades. Just deal with one task at a time, however, and everything will work out. Your energy is high and your creative mind is ready to be applied to the work at hand. This is also an excellent day to take on a mentally difficult project such as to approach a subject with someone you were too shy about before, ask for a raise or speak publicly. Things may be slowing down a bit now. This is a time of self-interest for you. Pessimism rules the day.

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Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength. Charles Lamb

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-04-17

mars:
00 h 20 min, +01° 10'
moon:
01 h 08 min, +10° 57'
sun:
01 h 38 min, +10° 16'
venus:
03 h 13 min, +18° 13'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. [Twelfth Night]

William Shakespeare

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

It is not the size of a man but the size of his heart that matters.

Evander Holyfield