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Gemini twins today, daily horoscope

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It's hard to get anything done; you just don't seem to have any inspiration at all. Be open and honest. The planets are favorable to this right now. You attract optimism and optimistic people. Try to avoid controversy. Others are drawn to your ideas now. Until lately, you have endured many challenges in the workplace. Feed the birds. Try to be patient with those who take longer. You will most likely be full of energy this period and ready to take on the world. Use your head when it comes to dealing with members of the opposite sex. You may be offered a deal which seems too good to be true sometime. You enjoy your work and you are sensitive and responsible in your work. If you don't sell him or her anything, your attitude will get you a recommendation that will be valuable. This evening you are home in time to change into some new clothes you bought.

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QUOTE, SAYING FOR THE HOROSCOPE:

I am a journalist and, under the modern journalist's code of Olympian objectivity (and total purity of motive), I am absolved of responsibility. We journalists don't have to step on roaches. All we have to do is turn on the kitchen light and watch the critters scurry. P. J. O'Rourke

CHART OF PLANETS:

The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-11-06

mars:
09 h 34 min, +16° 12'
moon:
12 h 12 min, -04° 43'
sun:
14 h 43 min, -15° 48'
venus:
13 h 22 min, -12° 36'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

Rebecca West

Cautiousness in judgment is nowadays to be recommended to each and every one: if we gained only one incontestable truth every ten years from each of our philosophical writers the harvest we reaped would be sufficient.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Benji: (Really LOUD) "I LOVE subtlety!" Heather: "Okay, just shout that out why don't you?