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Avoid making any long term decisions until all the information is in. If you are not babysitting tonight, you could be tutoring this young person. A new satisfaction comes from discovering new parts of you. You will achieve great progress with regard to all financial matters. You may be spending more energy than necessary in planning for a party this period. Time to hold on to what you have, if possible. Don't overreact or lash out at those around you when things don't go exactly your way. The epiphanies you experience during meditative states are exciting. Take advantage of short term investments. You may experience a negative person within your family or friend's group this afternoon. A new exercise plan that a friend might have suggested will help you relax in the evening and you are encouraged to keep a good exercise routine. All you want to do is daydream and enjoy artistic endeavors. Patients , for now, the bills get paid and soon, you will be able to move in a different direction, one that you will like. Relax this evening. The decisions you make now are ones you'll have to live with for a long time.

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The number of people that will not go to a show they don't want to see is unlimited. Oscar Hammerstein

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-05-09

mars:
01 h 23 min, +07° 50'
moon:
20 h 44 min, -20° 31'
sun:
03 h 02 min, +17° 11'
venus:
05 h 05 min, +24° 05'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head. Shakespeare has perhaps 20 players, and Tennessee Williams has about 5, and Samuel Beckett one -- and maybe a clone of that one. I have 10 or so, and that's a lot. As you get older, you become more skillful at casting them.

Gore Vidal

Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.

An ingenuous mind feels in unmerited praise the bitterest reproof.

Walter Savage Landor