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Not everyone understands your sense of humor, so be cautious with your words. If you can afford it, hit the gym. It is not a wildly romantic time, but one where small-scale endeavors will meet with success. At home you may encourage the family to invest in a few entertainment fields that enrich public knowledge and encourage exploration or education. You may decide a job change or upgrade is in order. It is certain that he or she will feel at home right away. A new partner may not have exactly the same goals you do. Consider setting aside some time this evening to hang with friends or family members. You can take command of your life now and proceed at full speed ahead in any area you wish. Others will see the good in you and appreciate you for the person you are. There could be a temptation, however, to play devil's advocate or analyze things to death. Schedule a relaxing massage. Avoid using harsh words when speaking to friends and relatives. This evening you may be able to catch up on news of the neighborhood. Monitor your health carefully and take whatever action seems appropriate to you.

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Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of governmental power, not the increase of it. Nadia Boulanger

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-01-12

mars:
19 h 30 min, -22° 46'
moon:
14 h 09 min, -17° 35'
sun:
19 h 32 min, -21° 43'
venus:
19 h 38 min, -22° 24'

Guest: 2025-04-22 07:11:50

The horoscope for today says that only those who are "for" corporate spirit and teamwork will be lucky. In the process, you will learn something new and be inspired to make gigantic plans for the future. You may not have enough energy for something - borrow it from yourself with coffee. Please do not overdo it; otherwise, you will not feel very well later. Charge yourself only with positive emotions - close friends and hobbies will help you with this. There may not be much energy for creativity, but you need to find at least ten minutes - believe me, your mood will break the ceiling. Read your horoscope, and do not be afraid to deviate from the script for the day.

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Take life as you find it, but don't leave it that way

Anonymous

More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`

Calvin Coolidge

I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as unqualified as some of the men who are already there.

Maureen Reagan