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You may be feeling somewhat judgmental about someone close to you now. This is an inspiring time for Scorpio. Late afternoon may be filled with helping young people with school lessons. This is not the time to take on someone in authority. You can demonstrate great understanding and sensitivity to the needs of others. Virtually every interaction-social, emotional or practical-will work in your favor. Sometimes you take it for granted that others know what you mean but for now you are making a wonderful effort to listen and become more precise; you might wish others would do the same. You pursue psychology, the human psyche and things mystical. Your inner wellbeing is recognized through a state of harmony. To you dreamers , you just might make those wishes come true. Now's the time to strut your stuff at a local club or some other social activity. The decisions and actions of this period will have long-lasting effects and need to be thought out very carefully. Mistakes were made, but that doesn Make sure and set aside a few moments tonight to mend fences. A romantic relationship you thought long dead could rise from the

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

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, Mars: Mars icon

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Data for 26-04-10

mars:
00 h 00 min, -01° 00'
moon:
19 h 18 min, -26° 13'
sun:
01 h 13 min, +07° 43'
venus:
02 h 39 min, +15° 28'

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I don't want to be funking with someone else's grossness

Kate to Steph while trying on bathing suits

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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Benevolence It is the glory of the true religion that it inculcates and inspires a spirit of benevolence. It is a religion of charity, which none other ever was. Christ went about doing good; he set the example to his disciples, and they abounded in it

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