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Sagittarius archer weekly horoscope

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Everything points to your taking the initiative on a humanitarian cause. Good luck seems to follow you around this period morning despite a co-worker's negative intentions. If something puzzles you, an older, wiser head may give guidance this period. You or your children need shoes or other clothingyou are wise to do a little comparison shopping. Tonight is for family and friends. This period is a fine time to try out some new ideas or engage in some new business dealings or investments. Take a less active roll in social affairs this eveningyour family will enjoy your presence. Put your best foot forward and make sure that first impression is a good one. Emotions are up, and you may even find yourself pondering a bit on the meaning of life. Things may seem almost magical in the eventual outcome. You may have been thinking about teaching. Your current amorous sentiments make you a pleasure to be around, especially for members of the opposite sex. No matter how much you calculate the parameters of a problem, things have a way of changing at the last minute. A business hunch of yours is right on the money. You should be shoring up your defenses and working to make your future more secure.

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Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last --more than passion or even sex! Simone Signoret

CHART OF PLANETS:

The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-09-21

mars:
07 h 50 min, +21° 53'
moon:
19 h 32 min, -24° 59'
sun:
11 h 51 min, +00° 55'
venus:
14 h 04 min, -18° 57'

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.

Anonymous

So if you're gonna touch me, touch me hard. [pause] See, that's why I need a girlfriend so I can say stuff like that to her.

Benji, to his sister, while she was giving him a backrub.

A man can go from being a lover to being a stranger in three moves flat but a woman under the guise of friendship will engage in acts of duplicity which come to light very much later. There are different species of self-justification.

Anita Brookner