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You can demonstrate a great deal of understanding and compassion to those who are in need and may consider joining or starting a volunteer organization. Dig deep and get to the truth of the matter. Use your imagination in making your presentation. You don't feel like talking with anyone about it, but sometimes friendship is the best medicine. Things will work out. Ask for help if you need it but keep in mind that the help you receive would be appreciated returned in like kind. Make sure and read all the fine print carefully. Do not make any rash decisions which could affect your long range plans. You set the example for others to follow. Let yourself dream this evening. Working on some unfinished project could prove beneficial. Keep yourself grounded and all will be well. You can handle it, though, if you resign yourself to dealing with a little stress and just move forward one step at a time. Giving flowers or some other token of your esteem to a loved one under this energy period will bring rich rewards. Give yourself time to consider the implications of your actions.

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Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. W. S. Gilbert

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-05-09

mars:
01 h 23 min, +07° 50'
moon:
20 h 44 min, -20° 31'
sun:
03 h 02 min, +17° 11'
venus:
05 h 05 min, +24° 05'

Mike: 2025-04-22 07:48:22

Women will feel a surge of new energy and enthusiasm. Mercury can offer new perspectives, opening your mind to creative ideas and inspiring moments.

Men should listen to their inner voice today. Mercury at 7 degrees will allow you to rethink your goals and notice new opportunities for spiritual growth.

Today, a breakthrough in your love affairs may come. Mercury at 7 degrees foretells new beginnings or the opportunity to renew old relationships. Don’t be afraid to open your heart to love.

Mercury, moving through the Zodiac, will bring new financial opportunities. Be open to new ideas and ready to step out of your comfort zone to increase your income.

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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

H. L. Mencken

Barbossa For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.

Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl

If you're trying to remember a happy memory, don't think back to a time when you were ALSO thinking of a happy memory, because man, how long does this go on

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts