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This could be a luncheon together. You are being influenced by the Sun and many planets now, which will lead you to experience a time of great success. This is a powerful time of recognizing and using your intuition and insights. Some stress is good because you can use it to your advantage; there won't be much stress this period. A young person needs your advice. Don't be too surprised when unexpected friends drop over this afternoon. Let tomorrow take care of itself. Mischievous behavior could outweigh the practical if you have no plans. Your co-workers, friends and family will notice that your sense of humor and your good attitude is stronger than ever this period. Relationships again move to the forefront. This week may bring about an end to many projects, especially a large one this period. Great health and a vigorous lifestyle are far more attractive than any amount of grooming will ever be. The sunshine and roses could both begin to fade a bit now. Someone will notice your hard word. Life is more than constant running after the best job, car, or residence.

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What is this? Are we back in Nazi Germany? You all act like a bunch of Hitlers! Some of you even look like Hitler. Joe smells like Hitler. And Barney Rigley the postmaster colonel, he sneezes like Hitler. Upright Citizens Brigade

CHART OF PLANETS:

The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 25-09-16

mars:
13 h 34 min, -09° 44'
moon:
06 h 59 min, +27° 32'
sun:
11 h 34 min, +02° 45'
venus:
09 h 51 min, +13° 49'

Mike: 2025-04-22 07:48:22

Women will feel a surge of new energy and enthusiasm. Mercury can offer new perspectives, opening your mind to creative ideas and inspiring moments.

Men should listen to their inner voice today. Mercury at 7 degrees will allow you to rethink your goals and notice new opportunities for spiritual growth.

Today, a breakthrough in your love affairs may come. Mercury at 7 degrees foretells new beginnings or the opportunity to renew old relationships. Don’t be afraid to open your heart to love.

Mercury, moving through the Zodiac, will bring new financial opportunities. Be open to new ideas and ready to step out of your comfort zone to increase your income.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.

William Carleton

Be he a king or a peasant, he is happiest who finds peace at home.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The more things change, the more they stay insane.