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Luck is certainly with you now and good things are bound to happen. You are on the cusp of some major changes in your life, most of them good. Don't be afraid to follow you muse now. Someone nearby has great advice for you, if only you're smart enough to listen. Jealousy is not in your personal vocabulary right now. Sex, power and money are compelling aphrodisiacs. Your need for love and attention with another may cause you to seek inappropriate company. Your organized self may find difficulty in concentration as others are intent on interrupting your work. Work, achievement and ambition mean a lot to you now. Move carefully, but with confidence. This period is an excellent time to get to know someone better. You may be called upon to serve as mediator. There is a chance to understand those around you and to have a special time with someone you love tonight. Important financial decisions require more information than you realize at this time. There may be some serious decision made about the future of a project, investment or term of employment with your business at this time.

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If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far. Paul White

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The data below, the coordinates are taken from http://www.nasa.gov. Sun: Sun icon

, Moon: Moon icon

, Mars: Mars icon

, Venus: Venus icon

Data for 26-08-16

mars:
06 h 11 min, +23° 42'
moon:
12 h 13 min, -04° 48'
sun:
09 h 40 min, +13° 54'
venus:
12 h 29 min, -04° 48'

Mike: 2025-04-22 07:30:31

Today's horoscope promises a day of extremes - it can be either super-productive or not so much. Everything will depend on whether you can get out of sleepy rest. If you overcome laziness and inertia, at least in some areas, you will have more than enough energy to move mountains. If not, the day will pass no better and no worse than usual. Today, listen to your intuition and dreams - this will help you at the right moment. During the day, new acquaintances and new experiences in any area of life are possible - even where you do not expect it at all.

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QUOTES, SAYINGS:

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.

Ernest Coquelin

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

Aristophanes

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.