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Andy Warhol quotes, quotations, sayings

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Andy Warhol
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I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.
Andy Warhol
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How can you be a failure, when you've never tried anything? Andy Capp
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Joe: What is known as the United States' attic? Andy: Massachusetts? Joe: No, the Smithsonian. (Later...) Andy: What was the name of Barbara Walters' first television partner? Joe: Jack Dempsey?;"During a game of Trivial Pursuit at 2 in the morning.
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During French class: Mr. Muto: What are "cuisses de grenouille"? Andy Z.: They're not grilled cheese. ("Cuisses de grenouille" are frogs' legs.)
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Bob M.: Quiet, you freak check. Andy Z.: What? That doesn't make any sense. Bob M.: Sure it does. There can be such a thing as a freak check. Andy Z: Yeah, but you can't *be* a freak check!
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(Jeff F., Joe F., and Andy Z. are listening to Jesus Christ Superstar while parked in a field, after being awake for about 24 hours.) Mrs. B.: Jeff, you'll have to move your car Joe F. (looks straight at her and sings.): Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da BA!
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I read an article on me once that described my machine-method of silk-screen copying and painting- 'What a bold and audacious solution, what depths of the man are revealed in this solution!' What does that mean?;"Andy Warhol
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Ang: Does Andy have amonia? (Asking if Andy is sick...) Rachel: Only in his windex!
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(Our cross country team is walking back to school after a "Slurpee run".) Bystander: Aren't you guys supposed to be running? Andy Z. (several seconds later): Yeah, shut up!
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Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.
Andy Warhol
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Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?
Andy Warhol
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It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it. Everybody has their own America, and then they have the pieces of a fantasy America that they think is out there but they can't see.
Andy Warhol
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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.
Andy Warhol
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I thought it was a wonderfully conceptual act actually, to fire a replica pistol at a figurehead -- the guy could have been working for Andy Warhol!
J. G. Ballard
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Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -- I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.
Andy Warhol
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Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.
Andy Warhol
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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
Andy Warhol
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Being good in business is the most fascinating kind of art. Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.
Andy Warhol
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People sometimes say that the way things happen in the movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen to you in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television -- you don't feel anything.
Andy Warhol
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Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.
Andy Warhol
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The day will come when everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Andy Warhol
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Andy Warhol
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Those who talk about individuality the most are the ones who most object to deviation, and in a few years it may be the other way around. Some day everybody will just think what they want to think, and then everybody will probably be thinking alike; that
Andy Warhol
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People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly
Andy Warhol
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Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
Andy Warhol
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I am a deeply superficial person.
Andy Warhol
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They always say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol
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Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Andy Warhol
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I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of ''work,'' because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.
Andy Warhol
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Art is what you can get away with.
Andy Warhol
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Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?;"Andy Warhol
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Andy: (With a straight face) "Tony, would you jiggle my mouse for me?" Tony: (With a look of terror)"WHAT?!
Andy, requesting that Tony deactivate his screen saver.
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People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
Andy Warhol
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Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.
Andy Warhol
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They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol
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The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey.
Andy Warhol
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Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.
Andy Warhol
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Oh, Andy heard his name. Here he comes running at me like a barrel of herd.
Shannon, about her dog.
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Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.
Andy Warhol
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Andy Warhol
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Living in New York City gives people real incentives to want things that nobody else wants.
Andy Warhol
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Art is anything you can get away with.
Andy Warhol
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In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.
Andy Warhol
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They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol
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Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.
Andy Warhol
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Two people kissing always look like fish.
Andy Warhol
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They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol
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