Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napoleon --but we went right on. Look at Harpo Marx --the world went around, it didn't stop for a second. It's sad but true. John Kennedy, right?

Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. Bob Ross

Well Bob, you're awfully small, and I was but I said coach even if you kill me I'll die happy.

Sundown, yellow moon, I replay the past. I know every scene by heart, they all went by so fast.

Mr. Seiler: "Ok, we'll call this point A, and this point B. What can we call this point?" Skip: "Big Bob?

To live outside the law, you must be honest.

Bob M.: Quiet, you freak check. Andy Z.: What? That doesn't make any sense. Bob M.: Sure it does. There can be such a thing as a freak check. Andy Z: Yeah, but you can't *be* a freak check!

He who is not busy being born is busy dying.

She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century and every one of them words rang true and glowed like burning coal pouring off of every page like it was written in my soul from me to you.

Happy Birthday, and tell Mom and Dylan and Mark I love them and stuff. Hopefully we'll get to see them again.

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

What's money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.

In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.

A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.

I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob.

Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything.

Ricky Let's drop it. Let's ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you ut-shay your outh-may Ricky Ayn-saying-ay Bobby I don't know, you're doing it wrong, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. Ricky Onch-pay oo-bay ... ay-bay ay-way Bobby Ut-shay your ace-fay, asshole-ay. Ricky Did you hear that Did you hear what he said Whadaya think of that

Well, I don't know, but I've been told the streets in heaven are lined with gold. I ask you how things could get much worse if the Russians happen to get up there first; Wowee! pretty scary!

I met a young man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded in hatred.

To live outside the law you must be honest.

Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to.

Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting you! He said, You gonna follow me? I said, I've never thought about that before! He said, When you're not following me, you're resisting me.

Democracy don't rule the world, you better get that in your head; this world is ruled by violence, but I guess that's better left unsaid.

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.

You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past -- whatever experience gotten in any way whatsoever.

In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw conclusions on the wall.

Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.

After a fellow gets famous it does not take long for someone to bob up that used to sit next to him in school.

For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.

This land is your land and this land is my land, sure, but the world is run by those that never listen to music anyway.

Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.

Money doesn't talk, it swears.

I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay.

But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.

I've been up the mountain and I had a choice. Should I come down? So I came down. God said, ''Okay, you've been up on the mountain, now you go down. You're on your own, free. Check in later, but now you're on your own.''

People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.

Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when it was taken to the limit; that might be all that's going on right now in a big way.

People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed around -- the music and the ideas.

If you love the sacred and despise the ordinary, you are still bobbing in the ocean of delusion.

You better know your song before you sing it.

I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot.

Dylan is about the individual against creation. Beethoven is about one man's fist in the lightining clouds, Allen Ginsburg is about a confused mind writing down newspaper headlines from Mars!

All Bobs must die!! ... Ok, ok, so I have an unhealthy obsession with death. So?

Lorena Bobbit only did what men do to each other all the time. She showed some jerk she meant business.