Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

I'm just an average guy. I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson either.

Anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but only empties today of its strength.

Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

It is said that our anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, but only empties today of its strength.

It has been said that our anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, but only empties today of its strength.

The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already.

Linus: I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think only about today. Charlie Brown: No, that's giving up. I'm still hoping that yesterday will get better.

Charles: "I am the Harbinger of Doom!" Jimmy: "What do you do?" Charles: "May I iron your nose please?

You have been my friends, replied Charlotte, that in itself is a tremendous thing...

Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size.

A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you, and were helped by you, will remember you when forget-me-nots are withered. Carve your name on hearts, and not on marble

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is the knowledge of our own ignorance.

Charlotte: What did you see on my webpage? Me: Purple writing. Charlotte: It's blue. Me: Purple, blue, same color!

Each had his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart; and his friends could only read the title, James Spalding, or Charles Budgeon, and the passengers going the opposite way could read nothing at all -- save ''a man with a red moustache,'' ''a young man in gray smoking a pipe.''

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.

Charles V. said that a man who knew four languages was worth four men; and Alexander the Great so valued learning, that he used to say he was more indebted to Aristotle for giving him knowledge that, than his father Philip for giving him life.

Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties.

You cannot slander human nature it is worse than words can paint it.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I'd say you were a carnival barker, but that wouldn't be fair to carnival barkers. to former Enron CEO Keny Lay

Friendship is one of the sweetest joys of life. Many might have failed beneath the bitterness of their trial had they not found a friend.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.

I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike -- and I don't think there really is a distinction between the two -- are always dominated by fools, knaves, charlatans and bureaucrats. And that being the case, any human being, male or female, of whatever status, who has a voice of her or his own, is not going to be liked.

Said will be a little ahead, but done should follow at his heel.

There were gentlemen and there were seamen in the navy of Charles the Second. But the seamen were not gentlemen; and the gentlemen were not seamen.

A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth.

None are more unjust in their judgments of others than those who have a high opinion of themselves.

Charlie Chaplin's genius was in comedy. He has no sense of humor, particularly about himself.

It is not well to make great changes in old age.

When you see a great deal of religion displayed in his shop window, you may depend on it, that he keeps a very small stock of it within.

Of two evils, choose neither.

You must be in fashion is the utterance of weak headed mortals.

Giving is true having.

There is no fatigue so wearisome as that which comes from lack of work.

It is said that if Noah's ark had to be built by a company; they would not have laid the keel yet; and it may be so. What is many men's business is nobody's business. The greatest things are accomplished by individual men.

Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and myself founded empires; but what foundation did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded an empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for Him.

It is a great pity when the one who should be the head figure is a mere figure head.

Luck generally comes to those who look for it, and my notion is that it taps, once in a lifetime, at everybody's door, but if industry does not open it luck goes away.

Economy is half the battle of life. It is not so hard to earn money as to spend it well.

No one knows who is listening, say nothing you would not wish put in the newspapers.

By perseverance the snail reached the ark.

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

We are all at times unconscious prophets.

No one is so miserable as the poor person who maintains the appearance of wealth.

Some of us still get all weepy when we think about the Gaia Hypothesis, the idea that earth is a big furry goddess-creature who resembles everybody's mom in that she knows what's best for us. But if you look at the historical record -- Krakatoa, Mt. Vesuvius, Hurricane Charley, poison ivy, and so forth down the ages -- you have to ask yourself: Whose side is she on, anyway?

Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.

The Lord gets his best soldiers out of the highlands of affliction.

Trials teach us what we are; they dig up the soil, and let us see what we are made of.

Trust in the person's promise, who dares to refuse what they fear they cannot perform.