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Doug Larson quotes, quotations, sayings

After last night's debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
Edward R. Murrow
 1004    
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Doug: You're possessed. Nikki: Doug, what is this thing you have with possession today? Doug: Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
 1004    
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk.
Doug Larson
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There's only us. There's only this. Forget regrets or life is yours to miss. No other hope. No other way. NO DAY BUT TODAY!-Jonathon Larson
 1004    
Frederick Douglass taught that literacy is the path from slavery to freedom. There are many kinds of slavery and many kinds of freedom. But reading is still the path.
Carl Sagan
 1004    
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
 1004    
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Doug Larson
 1004    
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!
Mclandburgh Wilson
 1004    
College-bred is a four-year loaf, using dad's dough, Coming out half-baked, with a lot of crust.
 1004    
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Drive for show, but putt for dough.
Bobby Locke
 1004    
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
 1004    
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me a bush, a cloud, whatever you will, even a man, only no longer make me.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
 1004    
Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough
 1004    
I build a painting by putting little marks together--some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.
Chuck Close
 1004    
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Doug: "Which way at the fork?" Me: "Left.
Doug: (Wiggling the car back & forth at 60 mph) "Which way is left?
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.
Jerry Coleman
 1004    
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
Doug Larson
 1004    
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
 1004    
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson
 1004    
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Doug Larson
 1004    
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.
Doug Larson
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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson
 1004    
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Doug Larson
 1004    
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
 1004    
An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
Doug Larson
 1004    
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Doug Larson
 1004    
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
 1004    


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