Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

After last night's debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.

Doug: You're possessed. Nikki: Doug, what is this thing you have with possession today? Doug: Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk.

There's only us. There's only this. Forget regrets or life is yours to miss. No other hope. No other way. NO DAY BUT TODAY!-Jonathon Larson

Frederick Douglass taught that literacy is the path from slavery to freedom. There are many kinds of slavery and many kinds of freedom. But reading is still the path.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!

College-bred is a four-year loaf, using dad's dough, Coming out half-baked, with a lot of crust.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

Drive for show, but putt for dough.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Here take back the stuff that I am, nature, knead it back into the dough of being, make of me a bush, a cloud, whatever you will, even a man, only no longer make me.

Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough

I build a painting by putting little marks together--some look like hot dogs, some like doughnuts.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Doug: "Which way at the fork?" Me: "Left.

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Radar.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.

The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.