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Ellie quotes, quotations, sayings

Mom, can I have some breakfast dessert?
Ellie
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Yes! The sad pathetic mutiny-inducing puppy face worked!
Ellie
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There's a technological breakthrough on your left elbow
Ellie (Don't ask.)
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Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.
Stanislaw Lec
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The intro and commercial break thingies on this show are weird
Ellie, while watching MTV's Top 10 Breakdown.
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Ellie: "Do you have any two-headed friends?" Ellie's Mom: "Just you.
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Yeah, thrust all the responsibility on the woman why don't you?
Ellie, the only female in the room.
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Hey you! Get back here! I need a replacement!
Ellie
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Ellie, age 7, doing homework: "Simple subject!" Ellie's brother, age 4: "What a bummer.
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What's the wisdom we lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we lost in information? t.s. elliot
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Ellie's Mom: "Are you going to bed now?" Ellie: "But I'm not hungry!" (I was VERY tired at the time.)
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Marla: "Did he talk to you about it?" Ellie: "Who, the Wizard of Oz? He doesn't talk to me; someone else takes care of that.
conversation on IRC; Ellie had just played a sound from the Wizard of Oz.
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Steve: You couldn't do that because mine would be solid. Ellie: It would have a bottom? Eek!
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Ellie:"Of course she wouldn't like you! You turned her into a McDonalds!" Ellie's Ex: "I only did that 'cause she said she hated their food.
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Melissa: "I thought you said he was one of those animal rights people that goes around flinging pizzas at people!" Ellie: "No, I said he was like in Multiplicity.
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Ellie (acting like a baby, age 8): "Waaaahhhhhhh!!!" Ellie's brother, age 5: "Dumb baby!" Store clerk: "Don't hurt the baby!" Ellie's brother: "It's not a baby, it's just my sister!
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Heather: "Do you guys believe in reincarnation?" Ellie: "I didn't do it! I didn't kill your past life! I swear!
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Mrs. Wagner: "I see. Then what do you do?" Ellie: "Stick a fish in your ear!" (Mrs. Wagner was Ellie's Anthropology teacher, and she was being weird, so Ellie was acting weirder.)
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Ellie: We need to go to the men's hangy things. Melissa: Men's hangy things? Ellie: You know what I mean. Melissa: No I don't and I don't want to either.
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Ericka: "But now there's no room in the sugar thing for the little you in the black dress!" Ellie: "I know, that's why I'm in that one on the other table.
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I have Scary Spice hair!
Ellie
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You can't carry that. You haven't sniffed it yet.
Ellie's Dad
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I just love it when people ask me food and I have questions in my mouth!
Ellie
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Mankind is not a circle with a single center but an ellipse with two focal points of which facts are one and ideas the other.
Victor Hugo
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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Ellie Katz
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Well I have been here so long that if there was a way I could open it I could have found it by now
Ellie
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I wish it would snow so I didn't have to look at my blood.
Ellie wishing to get out of Immunology lab so she wouldn't have to look at her blood under a microscope.
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I want an evil twin! One that's as insane as me and would actually do evil twin sorts of stuff to me! That would be cool!
Ellie
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That guest is dead now. She died of an overdose. Don't take offense.
Ellie's ex, about a girl on Geraldo he thought looked like her.
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I am the ultimate grand master of reverse continuity, and you wanna know why? Because there is no roman numeral for zero.
Ellie
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Tax the tea otherwise we'll tax you!" Later, holding a wooden block in my mom's face: "Tax this!
Ellie's brother, trying to re-enact the Boston Tea Party, at about age 5.
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That would make it practically impossible to draw a chalk outline.
Ellie
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Oooh, nice fake question! Now what's the real one?
Ellie, a commenting on some song.
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I like it, I just don't have the taste for it!
Ellie's brother
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It isn't everybody who can laugh out of that orifice.
Ellie's Dad
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I found a white fuzzy thing down between my legs and it turned out to be a french fry
Ellie's Dad, after eating lunch with a cat in his lap.
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Something in this lab smells terrifying.
Ellie
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I'm going to shoot you with turkey! Eight rounds of turkey from my pellet gun!
Ellie's Brother
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Where's that flux capacitor when you need it? I just ran into my past self on here!
Ellie, on IRC after switching servers and running into herself.
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How good it is when wishing is done and fairy queens and all the things eat their eyeballs out!
Ellie's brother, altering a song from some movie
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Next thing you know, it'll wake you up snorking, if you are Daddy
Ellie's mom, on Ellie's dad's snoring
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I am the evil Anti-Garth!
Ellie, wearing the photo-negative version of Garth Brooks's outfit in the video for "The Red Strokes
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Those bad guys are going to get medieval on your heiney!
Ellie's brother, to Ellie, while she was playing Q-Bert.
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I pride myself on having practically impossible-to-figure-out nicknames.
Ellie
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I want to just go into my computer and hug it!
Ellie, about this little sheep that was roaming around her computer screen due to a program called lamb.exe.
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Hey! I'm a chemical!
Ellie
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Ok, I think I better climb out the window now.
Ellie
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I'm the center of the universe! Know why? Because I went out the window!
Ellie
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Who got conked over the head and made me the chef?
Ellie, after being asked to cook dinner.
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Bhavika (reading a Lab Safety sheet for Chemistry): "Report all accidents, no matter how minor, to your instructor.
Ellie (in faked panicky voice): "Nooo! Teacher! Teacher! I broke a nail!
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