Well I have been here so long that if there was a way I could open it I could have found it by now Ellie
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I wish it would snow so I didn't have to look at my blood. Ellie wishing to get out of Immunology lab so she wouldn't have to look at her blood under a microscope.
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I want an evil twin! One that's as insane as me and would actually do evil twin sorts of stuff to me! That would be cool! Ellie
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That guest is dead now. She died of an overdose. Don't take offense. Ellie's ex, about a girl on Geraldo he thought looked like her.
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I am the ultimate grand master of reverse continuity, and you wanna know why? Because there is no roman numeral for zero. Ellie
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Tax the tea otherwise we'll tax you!" Later, holding a wooden block in my mom's face: "Tax this! Ellie's brother, trying to re-enact the Boston Tea Party, at about age 5.
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That would make it practically impossible to draw a chalk outline. Ellie
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Oooh, nice fake question! Now what's the real one? Ellie, a commenting on some song.
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I like it, I just don't have the taste for it! Ellie's brother
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It isn't everybody who can laugh out of that orifice. Ellie's Dad
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I found a white fuzzy thing down between my legs and it turned out to be a french fry Ellie's Dad, after eating lunch with a cat in his lap.
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Something in this lab smells terrifying. Ellie
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I'm going to shoot you with turkey! Eight rounds of turkey from my pellet gun! Ellie's Brother
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Where's that flux capacitor when you need it? I just ran into my past self on here! Ellie, on IRC after switching servers and running into herself.
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How good it is when wishing is done and fairy queens and all the things eat their eyeballs out! Ellie's brother, altering a song from some movie
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Next thing you know, it'll wake you up snorking, if you are Daddy Ellie's mom, on Ellie's dad's snoring
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I am the evil Anti-Garth! Ellie, wearing the photo-negative version of Garth Brooks's outfit in the video for "The Red Strokes
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Those bad guys are going to get medieval on your heiney! Ellie's brother, to Ellie, while she was playing Q-Bert.
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I pride myself on having practically impossible-to-figure-out nicknames. Ellie
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I want to just go into my computer and hug it! Ellie, about this little sheep that was roaming around her computer screen due to a program called lamb.exe.
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Hey! I'm a chemical! Ellie
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Ok, I think I better climb out the window now. Ellie
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I'm the center of the universe! Know why? Because I went out the window! Ellie
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Who got conked over the head and made me the chef? Ellie, after being asked to cook dinner.
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Bhavika (reading a Lab Safety sheet for Chemistry): "Report all accidents, no matter how minor, to your instructor. Ellie (in faked panicky voice): "Nooo! Teacher! Teacher! I broke a nail!
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