Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl.

Passions spin the plot: We are betrayed by what is false within.

If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President Ronald Reagan in defense of Palestinian terrorist)

I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.

George May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. Fred And may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

Ah, what a dusty answer gets the soul when hot for certainties in this our life!

I just remember George smiling and how happy he was.

George Orwell was an optimist.

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

The most dire disaster in love is the death of imagination.

Do not keep the alabaster boxes of your love and tenderness sealed up until your friends are dead. Fill their lives with sweetness, speak cheering words while their ears can hear, and while their hearts can be thrilled and made happier by them. George

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power.

Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.

Caricature is rough truth.

George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.

The season of love is the carnival of egoism and it brings a touchstone to our natures.

Tradition! We scarcely know the word anymore. We are afraid to be either proud of our ancestors or ashamed of them. We scorn nobility in name and in fact. We cling to a bourgeois mediocrity which would make it appear we are all Americans, made in the image and likeness of George Washington.

Not till the fire is dying in the grate, Look we for any kinship with the stars. Oh, wisdom never comes when it is gold, And the great price we paid for it full worth: We have it only when we are half earth. Little avails that coinage to the old!

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.

Memoirs are the backstairs of history.

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.

That rarest gift to Beauty, Common Sense!

Kissing don't last: cookery do!

Cynicism is intellectual dandyism.

A human act once set in motion flows on forever to the great account. Our deathlessness is in what we do, not in what we are.

Possession without obligation to the object possessed approaches felicity.

When I was young, I said to God, god, tell me the mystery of the universe. But God answered, that knowledge is for me alone. So I said, god, tell me the mystery of the peanut. Then God said, well, George, that's more nearly your size.

She poured a little social sewage into his ears.

He is the purest figure in history. [About George Washington]

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

The Beatles exist apart from my Self. I am not really Beatle George. Beatle George is like a suit or shirt that I once wore on occasion and until the end of my life people may see that shirt and mistake it for me.

A kiss is but a kiss now! and no wave of a great flood that whirls me to the sea. But, as you will! we'll sit contentedly, and eat our pot of honey on the grave.

I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won t.

Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!

Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

George Foreman. A miracle. A mystery to myself. Who am I? The mirror says back. The George you was always meant to be.'' Wasn't always like that. Used to look in the mirror and cried a river.

Speech is the small change of silence.

As a result of trying to solve the big problems we face in life, many of us end up sacrificing individual relationships by doing things that we may consider as being small or insignificant at the time. This reminds us of the George and Gracie routine where George asks Gracie, How do you cook a pot roast? She replied, I put both a big pot roast and a small pot roast in the oven. When the small one is burnt, the big one is done just right!

USENET is William Shatner and George Bush trading places after being hit by lightning.

George Washington was first in war, first in peace and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.

If I had a plantation in Georgia and a home in Hell, I'd sell the plantation and go home.

By George, I've got potato on my shoe!

George Washington's brother was the Uncle of Our Country.

George Shinn. He's the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team.

The Islamic Republic is proud to be the target of the rage of the world's greatest Satan. in response to George W. Bush's assertion of Iran as part of an axis of evil

One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.