Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.

Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.

Each writer is born with a repertory company in his head. Shakespeare has perhaps 20 players, and Tennessee Williams has about 5, and Samuel Beckett one -- and maybe a clone of that one. I have 10 or so, and that's a lot. As you get older, you become more skillful at casting them.

If most men and women were forced to rely upon physical charm to attract lovers, their sexual lives would be not only meager but in a youth-worshiping country like America painfully brief.

The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of those who do well what is not worth doing at all.

I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.

On 16 September 1985, when the Commerce Department announced that the United States had become a debtor nation, the American Empire died.

Some writers take to drink, others take to audiences.

To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.

There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.

Never have children, only grand children.

The drying up a single tear has more of honest fame, than shedding seas of gore.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.

In America, the race goes to the loud, the solemn, the hustler. If you think you're a great writer, you must say that you are.

It is the spirit of the age to believe that any fact, no matter how suspect, is superior to any imaginative exercise, no matter how true.

I find in most novels no imagination at all. They seem to think the highest form of the novel is to write about marriage, because that's the most important thing there is for middle-class people.

Writing fiction has become a priestly business in countries that have lost their faith.

As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests

The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western World. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity -- much less dissent.

There is hardly an American male of my generation who has not at one time or another tried to master the victory cry of the great ape as it issued from the androgynous chest of Johnny Weissmuller, to the accompaniment of thousands of arms and legs snapping during attempts to swing from tree to tree in the backyards of the Republic.

Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.

Think of the earth as a living organism that is being attacked by billions of bacteria whose numbers double every forty years. Either the host dies, or the virus dies, or both die.

Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the absurd beliefs of another group is a good way of recognizing the potential absurdity of many of one's own cherished beliefs.

It is difficult to find a reputable American historian who will acknowledge the crude fact that a Franklin Roosevelt, say, wanted to be President merely to wield power, to be famed and to be feared. To learn this simple fact one must wade through a sea of

I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.

Style is knowing who you are, what to say, and not giving a damn.

Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo -- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.

It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to speculate on what we may yet find at galaxy's edge. But in the process, we have lost the human element; not to mention the high hope of those quaint days when flight would create ''one world.'' Instead of one world, we have ''star wars,'' and a future in which dumb dented human toys will drift mindlessly about the cosmos long after our small planet's dead.

A talent for drama is not a talent for writing, but is an ability to articulate human relationships.

All in all, I would not have missed this century for the world.

The last best hope of earth, two trillion dollars in debt, is spinning out of control, and all we can do is stare at a flickering cathode-ray tube as Ollie ''answers'' questions on TV while the press, resolutely irrelevant as ever, asks politicians if they have committed adultery. From V-J Day 1945 to this has been, my fellow countrymen, a perfect nightmare.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

It makes no difference whom you vote for -- the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.

Many writers who choose to be active in the world lose not virtue but time, and that stillness without which literature cannot be made.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.

Politics is made up of two words. "poli" which is Greek for "many", and "tics", which are bloodsucking insects.

Unless there's blood, gore, or snot, you people don't seem to able to pay attention

Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most of those who persecuted him were hypocritical, Gore is shallow and weak, Bradley is an idealist, Bush Jr. a fool, and all of the independent candidates act like they're on drugs.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.

A good deed never goes unpunished.

I'm a born-again atheist.

Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say and not giving a damn.

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.

Never have children, only grandchildren.