Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

If ever an error had 'F' written on it, that grounder did.

If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun!

The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

Jerry, I'm getting ignorant, just like you.

I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was gonna that fast.

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

Sometimes, big trees grow out of acorns. I think I heard that from a squirrel.

He can be lethal death.

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

There's two heads to every coin.

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.

McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

That's the fourth extra base hit for the Padres -- two doubles and a triple.

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.

All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.