Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Peter When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.

Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.

Husbands, in the same way be considerate as you live with your wives, and treat them with respect as the weaker partner and as heirs with you of the gracious gift of life, so that nothing will hinder your prayers. [1 Peter 3:7]

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.

Peter Who am I You sure you want to know The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

We may say of angling, as Dr. Boteler said of strawberries, ''Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did''; and so, if I might be judge, God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling.

The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

Christians are to be taught that the pope would and should wish to give of his own money, even though he had to sell the basilica of St. Peter, to many of those from whom certain hawkers of indulgences cajole money.

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.

If I were a martini, I would like to be drunk by Peter O'Toole, circa 1967.

A simple way to look at it is like this: Joe Berry is a positive charge, while babes are a negative charge.

Why did I fall for him? He had a Tommy Lee Jones smile and sounded like Peter O'Toole with a double dose of testosterone and a southern accent.

My Peter Pan existence is being threatened!

If Pete fails the test, he'll look like a sucker and end up waxing floors like Cecil Tucker

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

How can a guy hit and think at the same time

So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

It's like deja vu all over again.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

I never said most of the things I said.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself

If people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop 'em

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

The game's not over until it's over.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

He thinks he is super cool and suave, but really he's a cornball [on Peter Parker]

Peter Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.

Ring Announcer What's your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That's it The Human Spider That's the best you've got Peter Yeah. Ring Announcer Well that sucks.

Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour. I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well.