Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Is not disease the rule of existence? There is not a lily pad floating on the river but has been riddled by insects. Almost every shrub and tree has its gall, oftentimes esteemed its chief ornament and hardly to be distinguished from the fruit. If misery loves company, misery has company enough. Now, at midsummer, find me a perfect leaf or fruit.

Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?;"Lily Tomlin

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys. THE BELOVED.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

We're all in this alone.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?;"Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be; Or standing long an oak, three hundred year, To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere, A lily of a day is fairer in May Although it fall and die that night, It was the plant of flower and light, In small proportions we just beauties see; And in short measures, life may perfect be.

A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

It is not growing like a tree in bulk doth make man better be Or standing long an oak, three hundred year, To fall a log at last, dry, bald, and sere, A lily of a day is fairer in May Although it fall and die that night, It was the plant of flower and light, In small proportions we just beauties see And in short measures, life may perfect be.