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Oscar Levant quotes, quotations, sayings

I lost my Oscar virginity to four girls and Dave Moore.
Matt
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Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember that nothing that is worth learning can be taught Oscar Wilde
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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
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I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
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The Oscars demonstrate the will of the people to control and judge those they have elected to stand above them (much, perhaps, as in bygone days, an election celebrated the same).
David Mamet
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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
Oscar Levant
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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Oscar Levant
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Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
Luis Bunuel
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Oscar Wilde: 'I wish I had said that.' Whistler: 'You will, Oscar; you will.
Oscar Wilde
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It feels like a barbell. [When asked what she thought of her newly acquired Oscar statuette]
Marisa Tomei
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Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Oscar Levant
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Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.
William Goldman
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My work is magnified by the fact that the streets of heaven are too crowded with angels -- we know their names, they number a thousand for each red ribbon we wear here tonight. [Accepting his Best Actor Oscar for Philadelphia]
Tom Hanks
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
Oscar Levant
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Oscar Levant
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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Oscar Levant
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Oscar Levant
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I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
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I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Oscar Levant
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.
Oscar Levant
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Oscar Levant
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
Oscar Levant
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
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So little time and so little to do.
Oscar Levant
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant
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I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
Oscar Levant
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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
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Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
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When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.
Oscar Levant
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Oscar Levant
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Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.
Oscar Levant
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I knew her before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
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So little time, so little to do.
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