Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

I lost my Oscar virginity to four girls and Dave Moore.

Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember that nothing that is worth learning can be taught Oscar Wilde

I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.

I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.

The Oscars demonstrate the will of the people to control and judge those they have elected to stand above them (much, perhaps, as in bygone days, an election celebrated the same).

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]

An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.

Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.

Oscar Wilde: 'I wish I had said that.' Whistler: 'You will, Oscar; you will.

It feels like a barbell. [When asked what she thought of her newly acquired Oscar statuette]

Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider giving Oscars for meetings: Best Meeting of the Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based on Material from Another Meeting.

My work is magnified by the fact that the streets of heaven are too crowded with angels -- we know their names, they number a thousand for each red ribbon we wear here tonight. [Accepting his Best Actor Oscar for Philadelphia]

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

So little time and so little to do.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

When you give up drinking, you have to deal with that wonderful personality that started you drinking in the first place.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

I knew her before she was a virgin.

So little time, so little to do.