Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Treaties are like roses and young girls. They last while they last.

Formal symbolic representation of qualitative entities is doomed to its rightful place of minor significance in a world where flowers and beautiful women abound.

O how wretched is that poor man that hangs on princes favors! There is betwixt that smile we would aspire to, that sweet aspect of princes, and their ruin, more pangs and fears than wars or women have, and when he falls, he falls like Lucifer, never to hope again.

The greatest tragedy in America is not the destruction of our natural resources, though that tragedy is great. The truly great tragedy is the destruction of our human resources by our failure to fully utilize our abilities, which means that most men and women go to their graves with their music still in them.

Behind every great women , there is a guy lookin at her ass !!

Support the Girl Scouts! (Today's Brownie is tomorrow's Cookie!)

Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Eat some pork, girl!

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Who's that girl screaming?

I'm not saying God's a girl...

But I wanna be a spice girl too!

We had a real happy 16-year-old girl.

Girls... that's the reason they have beer.

I hate seeing Hot guys with ugly girls....

Love is wrong, and girls are FUCKIN EVIL !!

Don't you ever kiss me when you are a girl!

I have got two daughters and both are girls.

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.

All you need for a movie is a gun and a girl.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Equal bytes for women.

The nature of men and women

I owe nothing to Women's Lib.

Because the women are watching.

Men's vows are women's traitors!

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Matt: "Wow, that girl in the lime green thong isn't wearing a top.

Girls like to be played with, and rumpled a little too, sometimes.

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

A girl with brains ought to do something with them besides think.

I have never seen a man as fond of virtue as of women.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

i love it when guys hit on girls then get slapped

Most women have no characters at all.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading.

The three sexes are men, women, and professors.

Treaties are like roses and young girls -- they last while they last

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom.

Steve's Girlfriend: "I'll have the chicken sandwich.

Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.

The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Were there no women, men might live like gods.