Quotes, Quotations and Sayings

Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.

Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half if physical

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's going to stop them.

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .

You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.

We may say of angling, as Dr. Boteler said of strawberries, ''Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did''; and so, if I might be judge, God never did make a more calm, quiet, innocent recreation than angling.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I made a wrong mistake

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.

When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it back.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

You can see a lot by observing.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has a lot of electrical votes.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

I didn't say the things I said.

Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.

That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that has not been filtered through either the berry of a grape, or else a tub of malt. These are the most reliable filters yet invented.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

There are three kinds of people - those who can count and those who can't.

No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.

A simple way to look at it is like this: Joe Berry is a positive charge, while babes are a negative charge.

Yogi Bear totally rocked in the beginning! Then the 70's happened and the whole thing went to hell in a hurry...he went from stealing picnic baskets to going to the disco n' s***.

It gets late early out there.

You can observe a lot by watching.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left.

When asked into how many pieces he wanted his pizza cut, he said: 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'

The future ain't what it used to be.

The game isn't over until it's over.

No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.

If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.

I didn't really say everything I said.

This is like deja vu all over again.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

It ain't over 'till it's over.

It's deja vu all over again

Slump I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!'

I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube. I like it when the hay, unkempt, uncombed, with dry berries mixed in it, thrown together gaily and freely, bounces along atop some truck-and more, if there are some lovely and healthy lasses atop the hay-and better yet if the branches catch at the hay, and some of it tumbles to the road.